Everyone fits into earrings

Someone told me the other day,”You should really start eating healthier,” to which I explained,”My favorite food is bacon.  Bacon is from pigs.  Pigs eat corn and other veggies.  Since you are what you eat, pig is basically a vegetable, therefore, I am a vegetarian.  How much healthier should I be?”

Seriously, though, I understand why people fear certain foods.

Diabetes.

High BP.

Heart Disease.

It can be scary- I get it.  But what’s the point of living if you’re miserable or weary of every calorie?  I mean, honestly- have you SEEN most runway models?

Not smiling.  And do you know WHY?  Because she was told she had to give up ice cream.

And, hey, I count calories- I just paid A LOT of attention in math class; see, there’s this little thing called “grouping”.  I group all my calories together into one plate.  Its much more efficient and WAY less time consuming.  And, hey- without all that guilt, I FEEL lighter.

In the end, I’m really of the mindset that God gave us all of this for a reason, and if you REALLY think about it, they didn’t have a need for “calorie counting” or “Weight Watchers” in Bible times because people knew how to do it right: eat til you’re full (NOT til you explode), portion control (they called it “famine”- whatever), and exercise.

I know times have changed- for one thing, we’ve got pizza- but the fact remains that if we aren’t lazy, we won’t gain as much weight.

So, there, nameless person who said I should eat right.  Eating right isn’t my problem.

Its that I PRIORITIZE, and exercise isn’t one of my priorities.