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Everytime you ‘like’ Boystown, an angel gets its wings…
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“Then God…rested from all his work.” Genesis 2:3
If I had a dime for every time someone responded to my job description (stay at home mom) with,”Oh, that must be nice to not have to work”, well, I could take the cash and run away to a small island where [...]
I’d like to take a moment of silence to honor a dear friend I lost today- my sanity.
I’m pretty sure I lost it between the cereal and candy aisles, but after much fruitless searching, I came to the conclusion that it wasn’t anywhere to be found.
And, before you point it [...]
I’m pretty sure someone tampered with my paperwork at the hospital.
Now, given, I’m not normally one to read over EVERY SINGLE WORD on a contract…
I know, I’m irresponsible. That’s probably how I got into this whole mess in the first place. I should have read the fine print.
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I really don’t follow all the “in’s and out’s” of groundhogs, so I’m not really sure if its officially Spring or still Winter, but in this house? We’re Spring Cleaning. Yep. Groundhogs be damned, we’re breakin’ out the Swiffers over here.
Honestly, though, I’m a TAD OCD on the cleaning front, so “Spring Cleaning” [...]
He says, “Be still, and know that I am God; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.”
A long time ago, I saw a shirt that said,”My parents couldn’t wait for me to walk and talk- now all I hear is sit down and shut up.” I’m pretty [...]
“Its moments like these that remind me why I love motherhood.”
For you, maybe that statement is referring to the laughter coming from your kiddos’ rooms as they play together; maybe its the smile that lights up your baby’s face when he’s happy…
For me? Bedtime.
There is NOTHING that quite reminds me how WONDERFUL [...]
Today was a day like no other. It was filled with crying, screaming and tantrum throwing… And that was just me. Its amazing how dealing with kids can sometimes cause you to lose sight of the fact that YOU are the parent. Sure, you give birth to this amazing creature, but while you’re counting those [...]
Dear Smallest Child ‘o’ Mine, Right now you are sleeping- and that is a good thing for many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that you were nearly auctioned off on eBay. I toyed with the thought, but after realizing that no one would buy you in the state you had been [...]
Tired of all the weight you gained during pregnancy- either your own, or your wife’s? I’ve got a GREAT diet plan. I guarantee you that if you follow this -to the letter- that you’ll be back in your pre-pregnancy pants in no time. As a precaution, I must inform you that -before starting any diet [...]
I want the instruction manual that was supposed to come with my kids.
I also want to know why I was never allowed to register my kids to receive a longer warranty.
Ya know, you bring home this soft, sweet smelling, adorable little bundle and you think “Wow, he’s all mine.” And that first night [...]

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